1/12/08
Month Off - Order our CD in our merch section.
Our new full length CD "Don't Kid Yourself Kid" is now available in the merch section. Buy it you cheap little fuck faces. You can buy it with Paypal or a credit card so skip a six pack and a pack of smokes and pick this up instead. Crucial Unicorn is... Read News

11/16/07
TOUR UPDATE. THAT'S RIGHT.
TOUR UPDATE. THAT’S RIGHT. First, we want to start by sharing a bit of press we received here in Bend, OR: "Here at the Source, we're easily impressed by creative band names and Crucial Unicorn sure as hell caught our ear. After all, unicorns are quite crucial, at least... Read News

11/14/07
NEW ALBUM OUT NOW! PLUS NORTH WEST TOUR STARTS TODAY!
The debut full length from Crucial Unicorn, "Don't Kid Yourself, Kid" is OUT NOW! We'll be selling it exclusively on our Northwest Tour that starts TODAY. Check out the show details HERE. ... Read News

9/18/07
NEW ALBUM ALMOST HERE.
Our new album is called "Don't Kid Yourself Kid" - the artwork is done ( you can check it out here ) - and it's finished being mastered by the Blasting Room. Put your boners down and step away from the music. We also have a Northwest Tour coming up with... Read News

7/1/07
New Record & hot young 2nd bass player with a HUGE cock!
That's right, we are excited to finally officially announce we are ALMOST done with the new full length record (yet to be titled) that has been in the works since late last year. We promise you'll love it! 'Why', you ask? Well not to spoil anything but it does feature... Read News

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