Yes, that's right fucks. We're currently in the studio recording some of the best songs you've ever heard. It may have taken us 3 years to get together 3 new songs, but thats what happens when you've got a band full of kooks who are; 110 years old and grumpy... Read News
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Our new full length CD "Don't Kid Yourself Kid" is now available in the merch section. Buy it you cheap little fuck faces. You can buy it with Paypal or a credit card so skip a six pack and a pack of smokes and pick this up instead.
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TOUR UPDATE. THAT’S RIGHT.
First, we want to start by sharing a bit of press we received here in Bend, OR:
"Here at the Source, we're easily impressed by creative band names and Crucial Unicorn sure as hell caught our ear. After all, unicorns are quite crucial, at least... Read News
The debut full length from Crucial Unicorn, "Don't Kid Yourself, Kid" is OUT NOW! We'll be selling it exclusively on our Northwest Tour that starts TODAY.
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