Don't Kid Yourself Kid - T-Shirt Price: $ 12.00 This shirt is black with grey writing and has the font from the front of the CD. I'll put up an image of it soon, but until then, just know that it makes your pecs look good. Size:  SMLXL CRUCIAL UNICORN - "Don't Kid Yourself Kid" CD Price: $ 10.00 The debut full-length from probably the biggest band you know. I think this thing has about 12 or 13 songs on it, and they will instantly make your cock longer as soon as you listen to them. (or you're clit if you are a chick). The current line up features ex-members of Fury 66, Jetlag, Time Spent Driving, Reliance, Lonely Kings, At Risk and some other bands that Tai was in that no one cares about. This thing just came out in like Dec. of 07 or something, so pick one up because we won't make more once they're gone. Unicorns Humping T-Shirt Price: $ 12.00 How could someone not want a t-shirt with two unicorns humping on it? Exactly. Size:  SmallMediumLargeX-Large Static Revolution - "You Look Good" CDEP Price: $ 0.00 SOLD OUT!!! Our Debut 8-song CD when before we changed our name from something from something that sucked in a different way than our name sucks now. Crucial Unicorn/Set it Straight Split 7" Price: $ 3.00 This is a bad ass split 7" with Set it Straight. Tai recorded all three songs naked with a sock on his cock and a bow tie. Includes "The Worst 15 Minutes Ever," "More Than Life" and "Unfulfilled" (Quicksand Cover). I think it is on pooh-swirled colored vinyl or something. Yeah Dawg.

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