1/12/08
Our new full length CD "Don't Kid Yourself Kid" is now available in the merch section. Buy it you cheap little fuck faces. You can buy it with Paypal or a credit card so skip a six pack and a pack of smokes and pick this up instead.
Crucial Unicorn is... Read News
11/16/07
TOUR UPDATE. THAT’S RIGHT.
First, we want to start by sharing a bit of press we received here in Bend, OR:
"Here at the Source, we're easily impressed by creative band names and Crucial Unicorn sure as hell caught our ear. After all, unicorns are quite crucial, at least... Read News
11/14/07
The debut full length from Crucial Unicorn, "Don't Kid Yourself, Kid" is OUT NOW! We'll be selling it exclusively on our Northwest Tour that starts TODAY.
Check out the show details HERE. ... Read News
9/18/07
Our new album is called "Don't Kid Yourself Kid" - the artwork is done ( you can check it out here ) - and it's finished being mastered by the Blasting Room. Put your boners down and step away from the music.
We also have a Northwest Tour coming up with... Read News
7/1/07
That's right, we are excited to finally officially announce we are ALMOST done with the new full length record (yet to be titled) that has been in the works since late last year. We promise you'll love it! 'Why', you ask? Well not to spoil anything but it does feature... Read News
12/11/06
Thank you to all who went to our show at the Catalyst. Jon J. had a great time jumping on toddlers while Joe was stepping on dudes' balls. All in all it was a good time hangin with mom and dad and having 16 year olds tell you they know... Read News
12/4/06
Jon our bass player is leaving to hunt some japanese sea cucumbers for a couple years, so we are recording a record before he leaves, and then we are playing a show that highlights his departure: JON VOYAGE! It's at the Blue Lagoon in Santa Cruz on Dec. 29th and... Read News
5/8/06
We would like to welcome Dustin to the Crucial Unicorn fold. We don't have much to say about him, but, you will get the idea of how rocking he is when you check out his instructional video HERE
Watch the whole thing cause he does his most rocking shit at... Read News
4/25/06
That's right. We've followed all the rest and have decided to put together a music video so we can have a shot at being on MTV with all the other killer bands on there.
CHECK IT OUT HERE ... Read News
4/17/06
Welcome to the Crucial Unicorn lair. We changed our name. Why you ask? Well, here are a few reasons.
Reason #1:
Joe couldn't spell "Static Revolution" consistently enough to get our name spelled correctly on fliers, until a few months ago. So we decided to fuck with him and change the name... Read News
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