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6/10/09
We're Still A Band!
Yes, that's right fucks. We're currently in the studio recording some of the best songs you've ever heard. It may have taken us 3 years to get together 3 new songs, but thats what happens when you've got a band full of kooks who are; 110 years old and grumpy as all hell. Who care more about what shoes he's wearing than writing new songs. Who have spent the last 16 years stuck in the 90's, hair farming and not playing drums. Someone who decided it would be a good idea to move to Japan and leave all his buddies searching for a fill-in, finally finding one that didnt piss everyone off two months before he returned. And another guy who spends more time talking about food and designer jeans than Tommy Hilfeger and Anthony Bourdain's bastard love spawn. We've also got some killer covers coming your way. So get your cocks and clits ready for this shit.

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